abysmal, supposedly takes place in the middle of the first film which retroactively makes the first film worse, has some of the worst songs of any Disney film, and adds a new character (an Axe) that I’m fairly sure is antisemitic. Almost saved by the mad choice to make the baddie a Svengali-esque pipe organ jarringly and inexplicably animated in Reboot-calibre CGI (despite everything else in the film being traditionally animated, so every shot of him seems like it’s from a different movie) and voiced by Tim Curry channeling the same energy he brought to Red Alert 3. Almost saved. But no, it’s terrible.
Naughty List
Rank 125
Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas
Added 26 November 2021