William Darcy, a billionaire, falls for event planner Elizabeth Bennett while trying to sell his childhood home, Pemberley Manor, at Christmas. Maybe this is just me but if I were incapable of writing a single line of dialogue which sounded like something a real human being might say, I wouldn’t set out to write a movie riffing on Jane Austen. In one scene you can hear the fans blowing the fake snow. I can’t overstate how awful this film is: there are several films ranked lower than this one, but mostly because in some way they’re outright offensive or unwatchable. This is the worst “real” movie on this list, and it’s not even close.
Naughty List
Rank 129
Christmas at Pemberley Manor
Added 25 December 2024