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Matthew's Definitive Ranking of Christmas Movies

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Christmas on Windmill Way

Added 25 December 2024

All Canadian Entertainment presents Chad Michael Murray as a property developer who falls in love with the worst actress ever seen in a Hallmark-adjacent movie while she fights to stop her grandma from selling the family windmill amidst Canada’s most underwhelming Christmas market. In the rarefied category of movies that we could not bring ourselves to finish. In several shots the windmill appears to be CGI. Actors attempt to deliver dialogue like “You know, the Christmas spirit inspires me even more to live up to their [her dead parents’] example”. Everyone in the supporting cast is low-key gunning for Worst Supporting Actor. And it is so, so, SO boring. Avoid.